Wednesday, 9 September 2009

A few new jokes.


Do you wonder whether self-conscious homosexual men ever meet up, get drunk, and then go out and beat up heterosexual men?

Cancer-prevention is a growth industry.

A new abortion clinic recently opened up in Brighton. Unfortunately - due to high demand - there's a waiting list of nine months.

Most homosexual men are still in the closet because they have a penchant for fashion.

I was at a very formal dinner party the other night with several people with high-pitched voices when a man with a baritone voice entered the room and told a very crude joke. That certainly lowered the tone of the evening.

After unsuccessfully looking around for some tea-flavoured fruit, I eventually settled on Twining's tea.

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