Mr Atheist: Why, hello there, Mr Christian.
Mr Christian: Oh, hello. Sure is a nice day, huh? Thank the Lord!
Mr Atheist: Right.... Anyway, I have something to ask you.
Mr Christian: Really! Oh, how exciting. Please, proceed.
Mr Atheist: Yeah. Sure. Anyway, what's so special about being a Christian?
Mr Christian: I'm not sure what you mean, dear fellow.
Mr Atheist: What I mean is this: hypothetically, if you were born in Pakistan you'd be a Muslim worshipping Mohammed, praying three times a day towards Mecca, following the Five Pillars of Islam and worshipping Allah. You follow?
Mr Christian: I'm not sure I do. Carry on.
Mr Atheist: Well, you're a Christian, right?
Mr Christian: Yes, I am - and I'm of the Christian Right (hahahaha!)
Mr Atheist: Well, if you were born in another country you'd be following a different religion with different idols and gods and different sets of prophets.
Mr Christian: Oh, I doubt that very much.
Mr Atheist: Really? That doesn't make sense to me.
Mr Christian: And why not?
Mr Atheist: Well, by your 'logic' - if you're right - there should be only Christians in the world, for by your 'logic' you'd still be a Christian even if you were born in Pakistan.
Mr Christian: Yes. That's what I said.
Mr Atheist: Well, you're obviously wrong because there is most definitely a large population of Muslims occupying the various territories of Pakistan.
Mr Christian: But, but, but -
Mr Atheist: Ah, bah-bah-bah. Enough! By your logic, you should be right. But you're not. That means that either you or all the Muslims and other religious people out there are wrong. Could it be that both Christians and Muslims are wrong? Could it be that every religious person is wrong, refusing to be logical and realistic?
Mr Christian: La, la, la, la, la; I can't hear you.
Mr Atheist: Logic wins again.
Look out for many more conversations which have yet to come, folks. Stay tuned and thanks for watching; we'll be right back after this commercial break:
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