George Carlin's revised version of the Ten Commandments.

1. Thou shalt be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.
2. Thou shalt try really hard not to kill - unless a person prays to another invisible man than the invisible man to whom you pray.

Also, quite importantly, he provides a third and final commandment:

3. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

Goodnight! Also my god's dick is bigger than your god's.

It's not that swell being an atheist;
It's not as easy as you might think.
One gets abused by religious zealots.
Their brains are poisoned with zinc.
It's not that easy when you come.
Which god do you thank?
Thank you Jesus, Mohammed and Zeus
For letting this lovely broad spank my plank.
I don't say grace;
I'd rather thank the sun.
The sun gives me warmth and light;
My yellow, skin cancer-giving chum.
Atheists see no cause for war.
Atheists see no basis for hate.
We all just want to get along.
(And kill all the fundamentalists in our way!)