Time out.

I'm taking time out from blogging for a few weeks. In the meantime, there's ample stuff on here for whomever wishes to read it. I'll re-post in about two weeks - when I've got my act together. (And when I've also got a handle on a few words (the spellings of which I should know) - words like epitome, silhouette and silage.) Yeah, I know 'em now, but give it a few days; my brain's as rusty as the Tin Man's wife's vagina* (except that she'd have to be made out of iron to become rusty. Anyway, I'm sure you get the jist of that poor attempt at a joke). Keep reading, and stay happy. See you folks soon!

Rob.

*Hey, I may be on to something here! The idiots who made The Wizard of Oz may've told a scientific mistruth. Fuck them! The Tin Man's joints, by logic, should never have ceased up. Now I've got to find out if tin rusts. Oh, Jesus - it's always something! Oh, well, I guess I'd better go find something 'important' to do - maybe I'll just pick at my arse for half an hour, moving on to my balls and nose after having a good old probe. Yeah, sounds like a fuckin' plan!